If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago..

So, I picked up this nice comparison from reddit:

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual

$37.50 if you bought Neomagic

$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac

$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg Plan

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| October 7th, 2008 | Posted in Funny |

One Response to “If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago..”

  1. johan Says:

    saw you had a post a while back with a weird world record in most tshirts worn at once. weezer video maybe.
    he just got beaten: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKd1Ao4LiP8

    //johan

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